Assistant for Los Angeles Fashion Entrepreneur (position in Santa Monica, CA) in Lafayette, Indiana For Sale

Have you been wanting to move to L.A. to pursue a career in fashion, modeling, acting or singing, etc. or just to start fresh somewhere new?
I am offering relocation assistance, temporary housing and a decent income to one lucky person in exchange for help launching my new product line. You will need a car, or at least a license, and need to be computer literate and familiar with social media. Sewing experience a plus but not absolutely necessary.
I would like to apologize in advance to all the people I cannot hire. I wanted to open up this job to a non-local (I was a non-local at one time) but I realize that I'll have to dissapoint a lot of people, and I'm sorry about that. Also, I'll be responding just to the very few candidates that sound like the best fit. Thank you for your understanding.